[Commonplace books: Thomas Farnaby, 17th-century]
Louis XIV was a very proud and presumptuous man; he had such and such a mistress and such-and-such ministers, and he ruled France badly. Louis's heirs were also weak men and also ruled France badly. They, too, had such-and-such favorites and such-and-such mistresses. Besides, certain men were writing books at the time. At the end of the 18th century, some two dozen men got together in Paris and started talking about all men being equal and free. That led people all over France to start slaughtering and drowning each other. These people killed the king and many others. At the same time there was in France a man of genius-Napoleon. He defeated everybody everywhere-that is, he killed a lot of people-because he was a great genius. And he went off for some reason to kill Africans, and he killed them so well, and was so cunning and clever, that, on coming back to France, he ordered everybody to obey him. And everybody obeyed him. Having become emperor, he again went to kill people in Italy, Austria, and Prussia. And there he killed a lot. In Russia there was there was the emperor Alexander, who decided to restore order in Europe and therefore made war with Napoleon. But in the year seven, he suddenly made friends with him, then in the year eleven quarreled again, and again they started killing a lot of people...The strangeness and comicality of these answers come from the fact that modern history is like a deaf man, answering questions that no one has asked him.
Posted by stronzo on 05.24.2011
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